Better Than Sex

it will grow bigger
Size is really not important
Take my word for it
I am married
Small ones have their advantages
Nothing wrong with being small...
You took it all wrong!
I don't believe you!
It's true!
I gotta see it to believe it!
I used to be a nurse...
I've seen a lot
Come on, take your pants off...
Iet me take a look,
be a good boy...

This is why I am so ashamed
You've been this way all along?
Impossible, how do you
get your pants on?

Oh, I just wrap it up...
and use rubber bands...
Just like this
But how do you, pee?
No problem at all,
and when I really have to go...
I can hold it this way