Better Than Sex
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everyone had to go there
for a while

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Why is that?
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Because my dad, my brother,
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my uncle,my brother in law,
and my cousins

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all went to prison
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Back then, I used to think,
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fuck! I've gotta grow up,
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and go to prison to see
what it's like

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Maybe it's because...
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they're so ugly?
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I've seen your dad and
he's butt-ugly!

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Ugly?
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Dad, from now on it's like this,
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if you hit Mom,
I'll hit you twice

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I still owe you a slug
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Got you!
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You delinquents!
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We've got you!
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Give up, you shit-heads!
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Are you even 18?
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Who told you to dye your hair!?
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No helmets?
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Do you have a license?
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You make me sick!
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You bunch of scums!
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Cut!
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Good, translator,
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explain our program to them
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I am pooped, it's so hot..
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We are with a Japanese TV company
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producing a show called:
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"Saving Taiwan's
Street Delinquents"

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We need teenagers...
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who look like delinquents...
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Delinquents?
Who's the delinquent!

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Why us!
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Do we look like
juvenile delinquents?

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You two, stretch out your arms!
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Your arms!
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Aren't you listening!
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You, give me
a fingernail clipper

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Look at these hands!
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I can't stand girls
with long nails!

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Cut them all off!
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Mother Fucker! Look how neat
my fingernails...

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Hey!

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