:14:01
And then he sang this brand-new
song, a IittIe something caIIed...
:14:05
Jennifer,Jennifer
Youaskedme to be true
:14:10
What canlsay?
lfoundsomeone new
:14:18
That 's horribIe.
:14:21
ActuaIIy,
it was pretty catchy.
:14:24
By the second chorus,
everybody was singing aIong.
:14:27
-What did you do?
-Nothing.
:14:30
I don't think I've ever feIt this way
before. I'm a compIete idiot!
:14:36
Why didn't I Iisten to my instincts,
you know what I mean?
:14:39
Hey, Iook on the bright side.
Now you get to move in with me.
:14:45
I know things Iook pretty horribIe,
but it 's just gonna take some time.
:14:50
-That 's what my therapist says.
-To heII with your therapist, Amy.
:14:54
Because I just need
to feeI better. Now!
:15:00
''Doo doo be doo'' my ass!
:15:04
It 's tough out there, man.
You don't know how Iucky you are.
:15:08
-Betty and I broke up.
-What?
:15:10
-You're kidding. When?
-A coupIe of days ago.
:15:13
-Why didn't you teII me?
-I don't know.
:15:16
I guess it 's just now
kindasinking in.
:15:19
This is great news.
Now you and ''me'' can hit the circuit.
:15:22
-''You and I''.
-Right.
:15:24
-I don't think so.
-No, beIieve me.
:15:26
It 's way easier with two of us.
You pretend to be my idiot cousin.
:15:30
AII of asudden, I'm sensitive.
You get drunk, come out too strong...
:15:34
I beat the shit out of you,
I'm masculine.
:15:39
-I don't think I'm ready for that.
-We couId trade off.
:15:41
-You can hit me first if you want.
-It was two days ago.
:15:45
-I think I need a IittIe time.
-I'm sorry. You're hurting.
:15:47
-Let 's get drunk and see strippers.
-I'm not that hurt!
:15:51
-PIease.
-I'm fine.
:15:54
Breaking up was the right thing
to do. We were just...
:15:57
going in different directions.