:59:04
Did you read how the zoo animaIs
tried to reorganize their cages...
:59:07
in aIphabeticaI order? ApparentIy
the aardvarks started it.
:59:11
That 's right.
But the zebras vetoed it.
:59:15
-Yeah. How did you know?
-I don't know.
:59:18
-I don't get it.
-Me neither.
:59:25
So, Katie, how are
you Iiking BerkeIey?
:59:28
-It 's a bit overwheIming, you know?
-Katie's a doubIe major here.
:59:33
-I don't know how she does it.
-How do you do it?
:59:36
I can bareIy juggIe
napping and sIeeping.
:59:39
This may sound weird, but I spend
a Iot of time with the eIderIy.
:59:43
-That doesn't sound weird.
-It sounds a IittIe weird.
:59:46
When you're sitting with someone
who's been through two wars...
:59:50
marriages, kids, grandkids,
money probIems and disease...
:59:55
getting a B on a BioIogy exam
just doesn't seem Iike a big deaI.
1:00:00
I think we shouId do
what the Eskimos do:
1:00:02
kick the oId peopIe out of the igIoos,
Ieave them for poIar bears and storms.
1:00:07
The minute they can't go on the
big hunt, you gotta get rid of them.
1:00:10
I mean, otherwise they'II
just suck us dry. Bastards.
1:00:17
-You're kidding, right?
-No, not at aII.
1:00:20
And take away their driver's
Iicense too whiIe you're at it.
1:00:29
What?
1:00:31
So you're not aIIowed to have an
opinion anymore? I did what you said!
1:00:35
I wasn't just agreeing for
the sake of it, I wasn't just...
1:00:38
making things up so it wouId Iook
Iike we had something in common.
1:00:41
I did what you said.
I was being honest.
1:00:44
Yeah, but you don't have to say
everything that comes in your head!
1:00:48
So now I'm being too honest?
I don't know what you want from me.
1:00:53
I don't know what
anyone wants from me.