1:00:00
I think we shouId do
what the Eskimos do:
1:00:02
kick the oId peopIe out of the igIoos,
Ieave them for poIar bears and storms.
1:00:07
The minute they can't go on the
big hunt, you gotta get rid of them.
1:00:10
I mean, otherwise they'II
just suck us dry. Bastards.
1:00:17
-You're kidding, right?
-No, not at aII.
1:00:20
And take away their driver's
Iicense too whiIe you're at it.
1:00:29
What?
1:00:31
So you're not aIIowed to have an
opinion anymore? I did what you said!
1:00:35
I wasn't just agreeing for
the sake of it, I wasn't just...
1:00:38
making things up so it wouId Iook
Iike we had something in common.
1:00:41
I did what you said.
I was being honest.
1:00:44
Yeah, but you don't have to say
everything that comes in your head!
1:00:48
So now I'm being too honest?
I don't know what you want from me.
1:00:53
I don't know what
anyone wants from me.
1:01:02
So, what happened?
1:01:04
The whoIe beauty of PauI is that
he was never going to settIe down.
1:01:08
Then he feII in Iove with me. Nothing
worse than a bad boy gone soft.
1:01:13
-Don't I know it?
-He stopped drinking, taking drugs.
1:01:17
-He even stopped cheating on me.
-No wonder you dumped him.
1:01:22
It just wasn't working out,
you know?
1:01:27
-What 's up with what 's her name?
-Megan.
1:01:31
-Whatever.
-It 's okay.
1:01:34
-That 's it?
-What am I supposed to say?
1:01:37
WeII, do you Iike her?
Is she the one?
1:01:41
I don't know.
I'm working on it.
1:01:49
-You're the one who wanted to go.
-I thought I wouId feeI better.
1:01:53
-And?
-I don't know.
1:01:57
-It 's such a Iot of buIIshit!
-BuIIshit?
1:01:59
Show me a movie that takes pIace
6 months after they get together...