:43:02
Y'all ready for this
:43:18
[Music Stops]
:43:21
[Scoffs]
Great.
:43:26
Thanks for coming.
We're--
Don't speak.
:43:33
You. You have weak ankles.
:43:38
One of your calves
is bigger than the other.
:43:41
Too much makeup.
:43:43
Not enough makeup.
What's with the skin ?
:43:46
Say it with me: "Sunlight" !
:43:51
Male cheerleaders.
Enough said.
:43:54
Smile.
:43:56
- Don't smile.
- Chicken.
:44:00
Good general tone
and musculature.
:44:06
Report those compliments
to your ass before
it gets so big...
:44:08
it forms its own web site.
:44:14
And you, I take you
to be the captain,
:44:17
which means
you'll probably need
more work than anyone.
:44:19
Look, you don't--
But--
Shh !
:44:21
No, no, no.
Don't speak. Don't think.
:44:25
Listen and learn.
:44:33
I'm a choreographer.
:44:36
That's what I do.
:44:38
You... are cheerleaders.
:44:41
Cheerleaders are dancers
who have gone retarded.
:44:44
What you do is a tiny,
pathetic subset of dancing.
:44:48
I will attempt to transform
your robotic routines into poetry...
:44:52
written with the human body.
:44:54
Follow me or perish,
sweater monkeys.
:44:59
I want you to think
of what you ate today.