:44:00
Good general tone
and musculature.
:44:06
Report those compliments
to your ass before
it gets so big...
:44:08
it forms its own web site.
:44:14
And you, I take you
to be the captain,
:44:17
which means
you'll probably need
more work than anyone.
:44:19
Look, you don't--
But--
Shh !
:44:21
No, no, no.
Don't speak. Don't think.
:44:25
Listen and learn.
:44:33
I'm a choreographer.
:44:36
That's what I do.
:44:38
You... are cheerleaders.
:44:41
Cheerleaders are dancers
who have gone retarded.
:44:44
What you do is a tiny,
pathetic subset of dancing.
:44:48
I will attempt to transform
your robotic routines into poetry...
:44:52
written with the human body.
:44:54
Follow me or perish,
sweater monkeys.
:44:59
I want you to think
of what you ate today.
:45:01
Got it ? Now cut that in half.
:45:03
This is called a diet.
Everyone start one today.
:45:07
Darcy, honey,
you should stop eating.
:45:09
You see, when you
skip a meal, your body
feeds off its fat stores.
:45:13
And if you skip enough,
maybe your body
will eat your ass.
:45:18
Why does everyone
have to go on a diet ?
:45:21
Because in cheerleading,
we throw people in the air,
:45:23
and fat people don't go as high.
:45:26
- Come on, come on.
Let's get back to work !
- [Towel Snaps]
:45:28
Ah !
:45:39
I want dangerous !
I wanna feel like somebody's
gonna snap their neck!
:45:42
Spirit fingers !
Give me spirit fingers !
:45:45
Spirit fingers.
Give me spirit !
:45:52
Ouch !
What ? I told you
I'd catch you.
:45:55
Look, I understand
you have underwear
up your ass right now,
:45:58
but it beats the hell
out of a shattered skull.