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How do I do this exactly?
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You've never bowled before?
:34:11
No.
:34:12
Just roll it on down there.
:34:26
In Nepal, there's a jungle with an elephant
walking and he steps on a thorn.
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He says, "That hurts."
:34:33
He sees a little mouse and says,
"Help me get the thorn out of my foot."
:34:36
And the mouse goes, "You stepped on
my uncle last week. No way."
:34:41
He goes, "Please, I'll do anything.
It really hurts."
:34:43
- The mouse goes, "Anything?"
- He says, "Yeah."
:34:46
So he takes out the thorn.
:34:47
The elephant feels so much better,
and he says, "How can I repay you?"
:34:51
The mouse goes, "I want to have
my way with you. You're sexy."
:34:54
And the elephant goes, "No."
:34:57
He goes, "You promised."
And starts doing the elephant.
:35:00
The elephant says, "I'll let him finish.
It's the right thing to do."
:35:04
There's three monkeys in a tree.
They see this mouse hump the elephant.
:35:09
They pick up these coconuts
and just start chucking them.
:35:12
They hit the elephant in the head.
The elephant goes. "My God, that hurts."
:35:16
The mouse doesn't even stop.
He says, "Yeah. Take it all, bitch."
:35:23
This is my kind of a mouse.
:35:29
Why can't all dancing be this fun?
:35:34
All dancing is this fun.
:35:35
Maybe for you.
:35:41
Russia?
:35:42
So, what are you doing in New York?
:35:49
Mafia.