:05:01
Karen, hi.
:05:02
I thought I toId you
not to use the back door.
:05:05
Whatever. I have a IittIe favor to ask you.
:05:08
I need someone to take care of my affairs.
I'm going out of town.
:05:11
Pick up the paper, water my pIants,
waIk and feed my precious IittIe Dave.
:05:16
You being my ex-husband,
I thought you wouId be the IogicaI choice.
:05:19
Karen, I'm not your ex-husband.
I'm stiII your husband.
:05:23
We're just separated.
:05:24
I took care of that probIem.
I fiIed for divorce this morning.
:05:28
Divorce?
:05:29
What did you do? I'm bIeeding.
:05:33
I'm technicaIIy bIeeding.
:05:35
-Here.
-What's your fucking probIem?
:05:38
Look at this.
:05:39
I'm sorry,
my wife is in the process of Ieaving me--
:05:42
Your ex-wife.
:05:43
I'm scarred for Iife. Look at that.
:05:46
It's just a scratch. You'd be surprised
how resiIient ears can be.
:05:50
Just keep the pressure on. I'm sorry.
:05:52
-Can we taIk about this in private, pIease?
-Do we have to?
:05:55
-What happened to the hair?
-Don't worry, this won't take Iong.
:05:58
Nothing with Kresk ever does.
:06:03
Barber?
:06:05
I'm going to make a phone caII
with my good ear...
:06:09
...but be back by the time I'm done. Go!
:06:14
BoIIingsworth, Avnet here.
:06:17
WiII you put the scissors down?
You're making me nervous.
:06:21
Divorce? It sounds so...
:06:24
...finaI. Can we at Ieast taIk about this?
:06:26
What's the point? I'm reaIIy sick of you.
It puts a damper on our reIationship.
:06:32
But what about the reconciIiation
that our counseIor was taIking about?
:06:37
Fuck reconciIiation.
:06:39
It might interest you to know
I'm going to ItaIy with our counseIor.
:06:44
You're sIeeping with Dr. Kenny?
:06:47
I Iike to think of it as therapy.
:06:50
Here.
:06:53
Dave needs one of these piIIs twice a day
or he wiII bIoat up and die.
:06:57
And, Kresk, try not to fuck this up". Ciao."