Coyote Ugly

When are you guys gonna talk
about something else?

When someone comes through
that door and breaks the record,

then we'll stop talkin'
about the subject.

Enjoy your pie, guys.
- It's the last one I'll ever serve.
- Aren't you forgetting something?

Quit it, Pete.
I'm not doin' that.

It's a tradition.
Sign the card.

I got it, folks.
I got the first autograph.

- Hey, Violet. All right!
- Violet's on her way to the wall.

That's 20 years
of girls leaving town.

That wall is jinxed.
I won't sit near that wall.

Let's hope you have better luck
than they did.

- Ladies and gentlemen.
As you all know, my best friend,
Violet Sanford,

has decided--
has decided to leave
South Amboy tomorrow...

and travel the 42 miles
to New York City.

So-- Okay, come on.
Bring her up here, girls.

- Come on, Violet.
Come on, Vi.
Come on, everyone.

Hey, Violet, come on.
Come up here.

- Come on, honey.
- You guys!

Now, I think it's only fair
that tonight, on her last night with us in Jersey,

she grace us
with a little tune.

No way!
At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never
live without you by my side

Then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong

And I grew strong
and I knew how to get along

No, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as
I know how to love I know I'll be alive

I got all my life to live
I got all my love to give