Coyote Ugly

:00:41

Why don't you, like,
ever realize the truth, Vince?

:00:44

I ate nine pies and a meatball hero
in one hour. That's a record.

:00:47

It wasn't nine pies.
It was eight.

:00:49

You left two slices of mushroom
on the last tray.

:00:52

- Violet?
- You guys, it was six pies. No hero.

:00:57

I had to call the paramedics
to pump your stomach, and it was three and a half years ago.

:01:00

When are you guys gonna talk
about something else?

:01:02

When someone comes through
that door and breaks the record,

:01:05

then we'll stop talkin'
about the subject.

:01:08

Enjoy your pie, guys.

:01:10

- It's the last one I'll ever serve.
- Aren't you forgetting something?

:01:13

Quit it, Pete.
I'm not doin' that.

:01:18

It's a tradition.
Sign the card.

:01:29

I got it, folks.
I got the first autograph.

:01:32

- Hey, Violet. All right!
- Violet's on her way to the wall.

:01:38

That's 20 years
of girls leaving town.

:01:43

That wall is jinxed.
I won't sit near that wall.

:01:46

Let's hope you have better luck
than they did.

:01:49

- Ladies and gentlemen.

:01:53

As you all know, my best friend,
Violet Sanford,

:01:57

has decided--

:01:59

has decided to leave
South Amboy tomorrow...