:20:02
Who's up there?
:20:06
- I'm lookin' for the owner.
- Hey, come on down. Bring a case with you.
:20:14
What are you doin' here?
:20:16
- Uh, I'm gonna drop this case.
Where do you want me to put it? - That depends. What do ya want?
:20:20
Well, I heard you might need
a new, uh--
:20:23
That, uh, there might be
a job opening.
:20:26
Put it right there.
Let me take a look at ya.
:20:30
Let me guess.
:20:33
Piedmont, North Dakota.
:20:35
South Amboy, New Jersey.
:20:38
Same thing.
You do any drugs?
:20:42
Just coffee.
That's all I can afford right now.
:20:47
- Let me see your arms.
- Are you kidding?
:20:50
Do I look like
I'm kidding?
:20:54
Ooh, where'd you get
that scar on your wrist?
:20:56
Pizza oven. It's a permanent
burn from pulling slices for four years.
:20:59
That could be the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
:21:03
- Um, what's next?
You want a urine sample? - Ha, ha.
:21:05
I prefer blood.
:21:07
Look, are you really the owner?
'Cause I've had a rough couple of days,
:21:11
and so the last thing I need
is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time.
:21:26
You start Friday night.
Be there at 11:00. That's when we get busy.
:21:33
- You're givin' me a job?
- I'm givin' you an audition.
:21:36
Don't be late, Jersey girl.
:21:38
I don't mean to press my luck,
but would you mind telling me why you're hiring me?
:21:44
Because the average male...
:21:47
is walking around with a toddler
inside of his pants.
:21:49
A two year old, right there
inside his Dockers.
:21:51
Men have two-year-old children
in their pants? That's why you're hiring me?
:21:56
You look like a kindergarten teacher.
The kids'll love it.