:24:00
after she pummeled a customer
for grabbin' her ass.
:24:02
- He pressed charges. I gave her a raise. Cheers.
:24:07
Pour some sugar on me
:24:14
- There is only two rules, okay?
What do you want? - Two beers.
:24:17
- Don't date the customers.
- Okay.
:24:19
Second, don't ever bring
your boyfriends into my bar.
:24:23
As of this moment
you are to appear available, but never be available.
:24:27
Break my rules,
I fire you on the spot.
:24:31
- I-- I understand.
- Jesus.
:24:35
Hey! Hey, everybody!
:24:38
Shut up!
:24:41
I'd like you to meet
my new girl...
:24:44
- whose name is--
- Violet.
:24:48
Jersey.
:24:51
- Jersey is an ex-kindergarten teacher...
:24:55
and a former nun who just escaped
from the convent...
:24:59
and is tired of being the only virgin
in New York City.
:25:04
Would anyone like
to buy her a drink? Whoa!
:25:15
- Come on, move! I'm workin' here.
- Sorry.
:25:18
- Four margaritas with salt.
- All right.
:25:22
Got tequila.
No mix, no salt, no blender.
:25:24
- Okay, how about a black Russian?
- Got vodka, no Kahlua.
:25:28
- White wine.
- Never carry the stuff.
:25:30
- So basically you have--
- Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and José.
:25:34
All my favorite men.
You can have it anyway you like, as long as it's in a shot glass.
:25:40
Okay, I'll take a beer.
:25:42
- Four dollars.
- I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.
:25:47
Violet, the Jersey nun.
:25:49
That one's Rachel,
the New York bitch.
:25:51
We all play our little parts,
only Rachel really is a bitch.
:25:56
And I really am a tease.
:25:58
Cammie, you can only be a tease
if you stop sleepin' around, babe.