:58:03
What are you,
brain damaged?
:58:05
You know what kind of maniacs
we got driving through here? They don't stop for nothin'.
:58:08
- Whose boat?
- I borrowed it from a friend.
:58:11
Yeah?
Looks like a guy's car to me.
:58:13
- How can you tell?
- I've been staring at cars every day for the last 16 years.
:58:18
- Who is he?
- He's a friend.
:58:20
Look, I brought you
a turkey sandwich, no mayo, extra sprouts.
:58:22
Thank you. Great.
:58:25
I'm starvin'.
Now tell me about this bar.
:58:29
Is it a bunch of bankers
havin' martinis afterwork?
:58:31
I gotta go. Look.
I love you.
:58:33
- I love you too. Be careful.
:58:36
Hey, do I come to your office
and honk? Come on!
:58:42
I got you a gig. There's this
club where a lot of music people hang out called the Elbow Room.
:58:48
My friend's the manager.
He owes me a favor, and you're it, next Thursday night.
:58:53
Are you forgetting
about the stage fright?
:58:55
Uh, what about the bar?
:58:58
Come on, Kevin.
All I do is sing along with the jukebox.
:59:01
See? You're making progress.
A few more nights at my place, and you'll be cured.
:59:06
I hate to burst your bubble,
but I'll never be cured. It's genetic.
:59:10
Stage fright DNA.
Yes, I saw that on E.R. last week.
:59:14
Okay. Laugh all you want,
but my mom couldn't do it, and neither can I.
:59:17
So was your mother afraid
to try?
:59:20
Look, I just wanna be a songwriter.
Why won't you give up on this?
:59:24
Because I've been giving up
on people my entire life, and it's a nasty little habit.
:59:27
So, you're gonna sing
at the club, or I'll--
:59:30
Or you'll what?
:59:32
I'll never kiss you again.
:59:35
That sounds like a threat,
Mr. O'Donnell.
:59:37
Well, let's just say...
:59:39
it's gonna be quite a long,
cold winter.
:59:42
That's supposed to convince me?
:59:44
It's working, isn't it?
Your knees are getting weak.
:59:48
- I'll think about it.
- Try again.
:59:51
Uh, I'll see
if I can get off work.
:59:53
You're gettin' warmer.
:59:55
All right. You win. I'll do it.
:59:58
Oh, I love winning.