Coyote Ugly
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:25:00
Yeah. The court ordered her
to take anger management classes...

:25:02
after she pummeled a customer
for grabbin' her ass.

:25:05
- [ Whooping ]
- He pressed charges.
I gave her a raise. Cheers.

:25:10
//Poursomesugaronme//
:25:17
- There is only two rules, okay?
What doyou want?
- Two beers.

:25:20
- Don't date the customers.
- Okay.

:25:22
Second, don'teverbring
yourboyfriends intomybar.

:25:27
As ofthis moment
you are to appear available,
but never be available.

:25:31
Break my rules,
I fi reyou on the spot.

:25:34
- I-- I understand.
-Jesus.

:25:39
Hey! Hey, evetybody!
:25:42
Shut up!
:25:45
I'd likeyou to meet
my new girl...

:25:48
- whose name is--
- Violet.

:25:53
Jersey.
:25:55
- [ Cheering ]
-Jersey
is an ex-kindergarten teacher...

:26:00
and a former nun whojust escaped
from the convent...

:26:03
and is tired ofbeing the onlyvirgin
in New York City.

:26:09
Would anyone like
to buy her a drink? Whoa!

:26:20
- Come on, move! I'm workin' here.
- Sorty.

:26:23
- Four margaritas with salt.
- All right.

:26:28
Got tequila.
No mix, no salt, no blender.

:26:30
- Okay, how about a black Russian?
- Got vodka, no Kahlua.

:26:34
- White wine.
- Never carty the stuff.

:26:37
- So basicallyyou have--
-Jim,Jack,Johnny Red,
Johnny Black andJose.

:26:41
All my favorite men.
You can have it anywayyou like,
as long as it's in a shot glass.

:26:46
Okay, I'll take a beer.
:26:49
- Four dollars.
- I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.

:26:54
Violet, theJersey nun.
:26:56
Thatone's Rachel,
the New York bitch.

:26:59
We all play our little parts,
only Rachel really is a bitch.


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