:26:00
and a former nun whojust escaped
from the convent...
:26:03
and is tired ofbeing the onlyvirgin
in New York City.
:26:09
Would anyone like
to buy her a drink? Whoa!
:26:20
- Come on, move! I'm workin' here.
- Sorty.
:26:23
- Four margaritas with salt.
- All right.
:26:28
Got tequila.
No mix, no salt, no blender.
:26:30
- Okay, how about a black Russian?
- Got vodka, no Kahlua.
:26:34
- White wine.
- Never carty the stuff.
:26:37
- So basicallyyou have--
-Jim,Jack,Johnny Red,
Johnny Black andJose.
:26:41
All my favorite men.
You can have it anywayyou like,
as long as it's in a shot glass.
:26:46
Okay, I'll take a beer.
:26:49
- Four dollars.
- I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.
:26:54
Violet, theJersey nun.
:26:56
Thatone's Rachel,
the New York bitch.
:26:59
We all play our little parts,
only Rachel really is a bitch.
:27:03
And I really am a tease.
:27:05
Cammie, you can only be a tease
ifyou stop sleepin' around, babe.
:27:07
Yeah. I keep forgetting that part.
:27:12
I'll have a shot oftequila, and don't
forget one foryour pretty little self.
:27:16
Oh, thanks, but ever since
I got really drunk on tequila,
I never drink the stuff anymore.
:27:21
Hey, Lil! Yournewgirl's refusing
yourgoodbooze.
:27:24
No! I was-- I was suggesting
this gentleman buy me a double.
:27:27
That's more likeit.
:27:34
- Whoa!
- I need eight shots.
:27:36
Four Canadian, four South
ofthe Border, six-pack MGD
and a double-blended back.
:27:40
- You want eight shots ofwhat?
- I got it.
:27:45
Forty-six even, honey.
:27:47
Hey, Lil! Yo!
:27:49
YourJersey girl
can't quite keep up.
:27:52
Hey, gimme
aScotch andwater.
:27:55
- Okay, you got it.
- Lil, do we serve water
with ourwhiskey?
:27:59
Onlywater I serve's got
barley and hops in it!