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named Melysa.
:17:04
They lived in Cyprus for
two years,then she dumped him.
:17:07
"Is that why you call
your dog Silmey?" I asked.
:17:11
"How do you mean?"
:17:13
He hadn't even noticed
it was an anagram of Melysa.
:17:18
It was brilliant!
He hadn't even noticed.
:17:21
He was aIways yelling at it.
:17:23
"Silmey! Come here! Shut up!"
It was hllarious.
:17:26
He was amazed when I told him.
:17:28
Then he laughed and said...
:17:31
"At least this bitch obeys
when I say, 'Bed!"
:17:36
I shouldn't really laugh.
:17:41
Remember Adele Cauchy,
the redhead?
:17:44
I remember her.
:17:49
You dated her, right?
:17:50
Not for Iong.
:17:52
Me,too, after you. She was
always talking about you.
:17:56
Really?
:17:57
Take it from me.
:17:59
She said you gave her
her first orgasm.
:18:02
She was a pain,
always telling me...
:18:05
how intelligent
and sensitive you were.
:18:08
I got quite jealous.
:18:10
What a mixed-up kid!
:18:12
The only girI I ever dated
who was hornier than me!
:18:17
She wore me out!
:18:18
With Plum, I've finally found
the perfect balance.
:18:23
Right, baby?
:18:24
Dick and I are in harmony.
We're perfect bedmates.
:18:28
It's pure pleasure.
:18:30
"Dick"?
:18:32
I call him Dick.
I don't llke Harry or Harold...
:18:35
or his middle name, Richard...
:18:37
so I call him Dick for short,
like in English.
:18:42
Adele Cauchy, by the way,
introduced me to your poem.
:18:46
Your poem?
:18:48
His poem.
:18:50
You wrote poetry?
:18:53
You don't know his poem?
:18:55
No. Tell me more!
:18:57
I wrote a poem
for the school magazine.