:12:07
...he puts it into
the woman's flowerpot.
:12:13
It's better if you stay out of this.
:12:15
Why is that?
:12:16
Because you're confusing him.
Where did you get 'flowerpot'?
:12:18
Well, your 'wee-wee' sounds
like a piglet in a nursery-rhyme.
:12:24
Look, Florian
what we're trying to say is
this thing between your legs is...
:12:29
...not only used just to
go to the toilet.
:12:33
It's like a very good friend.
You have your whole life ahead of you.
:12:38
Life is like a long road-trip
and it can be a lonely
one at times.
:12:41
So it's nice to have
a dear friend along for
the company and support.
:12:47
Parents mean well
but this was serious.
:12:49
So I decided to consult
the most manly guy at school.
:12:54
If Coach didn't know
what was wrong with me
I knew no-one would.
:12:59
I'm tuned-in. Son.
I know exactly what's happening.
:13:02
Many guys experience
what you're going through.
:13:06
I'm not unique?
:13:06
That's right.
:13:08
And you mustn't go through
life always being ashamed. In fact
for many years, I was ashamed.
:13:14
You were?
:13:17
Are you anxious
about your problem?
:13:19
Yeah, well, sort of.
It wants to control me.
:13:22
I hear it telling me to...
:13:24
Listen, none of that matters.
:13:27
Don't forget.
Homosexuality is totally normal.
:13:32
And you are normal.
:13:35
Thanks for your help.
:13:36
I was getting nowhere, fast.
:13:38
The only person I had left to talk
to was my best friend Red Bull.
:13:47
All I can say is it is
definitely about time, Fly. Here.
:13:57
Are you positive?
:13:59
No question. If your willy hadn't
started talking to you with
all these women running around