:11:01
Let me handle this, Petra.
Y'see, Florian... it's all biological.
:11:07
The human body is
like any well-oiled machine.
:11:09
The heart pumps blood
into all the vital organs.
:11:13
And then, when the man is
excited by the woman...
:11:15
Because he is
so in love with that woman...
:11:18
Well, a lot of blood
rushes down to his...
:11:24
...wee-wee.
:11:28
I mean, this isn't a woman
that the man has met casually
just walking down the street.
:11:33
He's dreamed about her his whole life.
In fact he wants to tie the knot.
:11:36
Petra, would you stop interrupting?
We're not discussing marriage here.
This is biology.
:11:40
I don't want him to think
he can have these feelings lightly.
:11:43
You feel this way about girls
who are very very special.
:11:46
Now, as I was saying
the blood is pumped...
:11:50
and the wee-wee gets larger...
:11:53
and larger... and closer and...
:11:58
What your father is attempting to
say is that the man puts his we-wee
:12:07
...he puts it into
the woman's flowerpot.
:12:13
It's better if you stay out of this.
:12:15
Why is that?
:12:16
Because you're confusing him.
Where did you get 'flowerpot'?
:12:18
Well, your 'wee-wee' sounds
like a piglet in a nursery-rhyme.
:12:24
Look, Florian
what we're trying to say is
this thing between your legs is...
:12:29
...not only used just to
go to the toilet.
:12:33
It's like a very good friend.
You have your whole life ahead of you.
:12:38
Life is like a long road-trip
and it can be a lonely
one at times.
:12:41
So it's nice to have
a dear friend along for
the company and support.
:12:47
Parents mean well
but this was serious.
:12:49
So I decided to consult
the most manly guy at school.
:12:54
If Coach didn't know
what was wrong with me
I knew no-one would.
:12:59
I'm tuned-in. Son.
I know exactly what's happening.