Harte Jungs

Let me handle this, Petra.
Y'see, Florian... it's all biological.

The human body is
like any well-oiled machine.

The heart pumps blood
into all the vital organs.

And then, when the man is
excited by the woman...

Because he is
so in love with that woman...

Well, a lot of blood
rushes down to his...

I mean, this isn't a woman
that the man has met casually
just walking down the street.

He's dreamed about her his whole life.
In fact he wants to tie the knot.

Petra, would you stop interrupting?
We're not discussing marriage here.
This is biology.

I don't want him to think
he can have these feelings lightly.

You feel this way about girls
who are very very special.

Now, as I was saying
the blood is pumped...

and the wee-wee gets larger...
and larger... and closer and...
What your father is attempting to
say is that the man puts his we-wee

...he puts it into
the woman's flowerpot.

It's better if you stay out of this.
Why is that?
Because you're confusing him.
Where did you get 'flowerpot'?

Well, your 'wee-wee' sounds
like a piglet in a nursery-rhyme.

Look, Florian
what we're trying to say is
this thing between your legs is...

...not only used just to
go to the toilet.

It's like a very good friend.
You have your whole life ahead of you.

Life is like a long road-trip
and it can be a lonely
one at times.

So it's nice to have
a dear friend along for
the company and support.

Parents mean well
but this was serious.

So I decided to consult
the most manly guy at school.

If Coach didn't know
what was wrong with me
I knew no-one would.

I'm tuned-in. Son.
I know exactly what's happening.