:10:02
but this voice in my shorts
was driving me bonkers.
:10:05
C'mon, let's go for a swim.
:10:08
What are you waiting for?
Frostbite?
:10:10
Let's go. Buddy.
I'm shrivelling.
:10:13
Since he put it that way
I had no choice.
:10:20
It's like he had a mind of
his own. And his mind only
focuses on one thing.
:10:25
Lift-off!
:10:26
Man! What was wrong with me?
I decided to research my problem.
:10:33
But I couldn't find any answers
in the books I had.
:10:36
Any good booby shots in there?
:10:38
Hey, piss off!
:10:39
Out of desperation I decided
to turn to the two people
who had brought me into the world.
:10:47
Well, Florian
it's a little hard to explain
but it's simple biology.
:10:51
The woman gets
a warm feeling in her...
:10:53
and the man may also...
:10:58
also have a warm stiff...
:11:01
Let me handle this, Petra.
Y'see, Florian... it's all biological.
:11:07
The human body is
like any well-oiled machine.
:11:09
The heart pumps blood
into all the vital organs.
:11:13
And then, when the man is
excited by the woman...
:11:15
Because he is
so in love with that woman...
:11:18
Well, a lot of blood
rushes down to his...
:11:24
...wee-wee.
:11:28
I mean, this isn't a woman
that the man has met casually
just walking down the street.
:11:33
He's dreamed about her his whole life.
In fact he wants to tie the knot.
:11:36
Petra, would you stop interrupting?
We're not discussing marriage here.
This is biology.
:11:40
I don't want him to think
he can have these feelings lightly.
:11:43
You feel this way about girls
who are very very special.
:11:46
Now, as I was saying
the blood is pumped...
:11:50
and the wee-wee gets larger...
:11:53
and larger... and closer and...
:11:58
What your father is attempting to
say is that the man puts his we-wee