:23:03
Hello, I'll take this copy
of the Karma Sutra please.
:23:06
Excuse me young man,
but you're not old enough to buy this book.
:23:09
Red, let's just forget about it.
:23:10
How are we supposed to learn about
making love if you won't allow us
to buy a book on it.
:23:17
Sex is dangerous dammit
if you don't know much about it.
:23:19
We could contract a serious disease
and pass out of the picture.
:23:21
Imagine the guilt.
Could you bear it?
:23:23
How will you sleep knowing
two young boys are rotting
in the ground six feet under?
:23:28
Alright! Alright! Go ahead.
:23:29
What?
:23:31
That'll be $24.50.
:23:32
Ok.
:23:37
Hey man, no matter what they say
sex is all about technique.
:23:42
This is supposed to be fun?
:23:44
Look at that one?
:23:45
"The Blow of the Lumberjack".
:23:49
Leone knows all these positions?
:23:52
You worry too much.
There are only about...
:23:57
69
:24:00
To try to learn 69 positions
in 4 days was impossible.
:24:03
Florian.
:24:06
Yeah?
:24:08
Homework hell? How's it going?
:24:10
Good.
:24:11
We'll be back in a few hours.
Don't stay up too late.
:24:14
190-566-566.
:24:18
190-566-566.
:24:22
What are you waiting for?
Give her a buzz.
:24:25
Welcome to the 'Sex-line'.
MasterCard or Visa?
:24:28
Hello,
:24:29
MasterCard.
:24:30
Cardholder's name?
:24:32
Patrick Thomas.
:24:34
Thank you Miss Thomas. Enjoy.
:24:36
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:24:40
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:24:42
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:24:44
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:24:46
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:24:49
Andreas?
:24:50
No, don't pick her
Go for the sugary one, number two.
:24:56
Hello sweetie,
:24:57
I'm Professor Candy.
:24:59
What's your name?