:22:06
Nine months later many
babies are born.
:22:10
Oh, my god.
:22:12
She wants to have sex with me.
:22:15
Oh, man, that's awesome!
:22:19
Oh, man, that's awesome!
She's a real pro.
:22:21
Well, I'm not.
:22:22
She's going to expect a real lot
from you 'cos she knows
what she's doing.
:22:25
And you, you've got to get ready.
:22:27
You've got to be a sex-machine.
Women always want a lot.
You've got to make her see stars.
:22:33
Hey, if she's not satisfied,
you can never show your face around school.
:22:36
Oh, man!
:22:37
I hear she's done every position
in the Karma Sutra.
:22:40
Karma-what?
:22:41
Remember when you got that
remote-control car a few months ago?
/Yeah.
:22:45
It came with a manual to operate it.
:22:47
Yeah, so?
:22:48
Well, the Karma Sutra is like a manual
on how to operate women.
:22:51
Really?
:22:52
Yeah, but girls don't come with them.
You have to buy them separately.
:22:58
Hey, Red.
:22:58
What?
:22:59
I've got a bad feeling about this.
:23:03
Hello, I'll take this copy
of the Karma Sutra please.
:23:06
Excuse me young man,
but you're not old enough to buy this book.
:23:09
Red, let's just forget about it.
:23:10
How are we supposed to learn about
making love if you won't allow us
to buy a book on it.
:23:17
Sex is dangerous dammit
if you don't know much about it.
:23:19
We could contract a serious disease
and pass out of the picture.
:23:21
Imagine the guilt.
Could you bear it?
:23:23
How will you sleep knowing
two young boys are rotting
in the ground six feet under?
:23:28
Alright! Alright! Go ahead.
:23:29
What?
:23:31
That'll be $24.50.
:23:32
Ok.
:23:37
Hey man, no matter what they say
sex is all about technique.
:23:42
This is supposed to be fun?
:23:44
Look at that one?
:23:45
"The Blow of the Lumberjack".
:23:49
Leone knows all these positions?
:23:52
You worry too much.
There are only about...
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