Harte Jungs

Wait a minute.
You misunderstand
what's going on.

My friend's mother over there was
in a serious automobile accident.

You poor thing.
His father wasn't so lucky.
They're still looking for
the top of him.

So young Florian here...
he's all she has left.

Oh... you boys practice
as long as you need to.
Take the time to get it right.

My family thanks you.
Lesson two is the lower half.
How to get a woman out of her pants.
A lot of women wear skin-tight jeans.
You need a crowbar to remove them.
It's almost an impossible task to do
even, if the girl helps you.

Try taking them off without
her noticing it's happening.

I think I'm lost.
You can't be crude and say
"Hey babe, drop 'em".

If she's turned off, it's over.
She wants to get naked too... only
you know the way girls are.
She'd never admit it.

You have to peel them off
her from the front.

But how?
Make up a story, something amazing
and wild as you're waving one hand
right in front of her face.

This will distract her so
you can pull down her pants
with your other free hand.

I've never heard of that technique.
Only have sex after they get married?
I don't know.
The answers are
right in front of you.

Italians speak with both hands.
Did you ever see an Italian guy
who spoke with just one hand?

I guess not.
That's right.
With no hands free
he's forced to marry her just so
she'll undress for him.

That sucks.
That's why the Catholic Church has
so much power in Italy.

If a grown man wants to undress
a woman he has to marry her first.

Have you seen the phone anywhere?
Florian took it to his room to call Lisa.
They're doing homework on it.

Amazing. He just keeps surprising me.
Dig your claws into my back...
Scratch me!
Deeper! Harder!
Give my pussy a wild ride, cowboy.