:31:03
Wait a minute.
:31:05
You misunderstand
what's going on.
:31:07
My friend's mother over there was
in a serious automobile accident.
:31:13
You poor thing.
:31:14
His father wasn't so lucky.
They're still looking for
the top of him.
:31:18
So young Florian here...
he's all she has left.
:31:27
Oh... you boys practice
as long as you need to.
Take the time to get it right.
:31:34
My family thanks you.
:31:37
Lesson two is the lower half.
:31:39
How to get a woman out of her pants.
:31:41
A lot of women wear skin-tight jeans.
:31:43
You need a crowbar to remove them.
It's almost an impossible task to do
even, if the girl helps you.
:31:49
Try taking them off without
her noticing it's happening.
:31:51
I think I'm lost.
:31:53
You can't be crude and say
"Hey babe, drop 'em".
:31:55
If she's turned off, it's over.
:31:57
She wants to get naked too... only
you know the way girls are.
She'd never admit it.
:32:03
You have to peel them off
her from the front.
:32:06
But how?
:32:07
Make up a story, something amazing
and wild as you're waving one hand
right in front of her face.
:32:11
This will distract her so
you can pull down her pants
with your other free hand.
:32:16
I've never heard of that technique.
:32:17
Only have sex after they get married?
:32:22
I don't know.
:32:23
The answers are
right in front of you.
:32:25
Italians speak with both hands.
:32:26
Did you ever see an Italian guy
who spoke with just one hand?
:32:29
I guess not.
:32:30
That's right.
:32:32
With no hands free
he's forced to marry her just so
she'll undress for him.
:32:35
That sucks.
:32:37
That's why the Catholic Church has
so much power in Italy.
:32:39
If a grown man wants to undress
a woman he has to marry her first.
:32:43
Have you seen the phone anywhere?
:32:44
Florian took it to his room to call Lisa.
They're doing homework on it.
:32:50
Amazing. He just keeps surprising me.
:32:54
Dig your claws into my back...
:32:56
Scratch me!
:32:58
Deeper! Harder!
Give my pussy a wild ride, cowboy.