Harte Jungs

Very well. What size is your mother?
He's forgotten. But if you show him
some he'll remember.

Don't forget to watch how they open.
Because some unfasten in the front
others unfasten at the back.

Some un-snap
some have catches.

Well, how do you know
which is which?

You don't. That's the problem.
Opening a bra is like playing poker.
You need some skill to pull it off
and a whole bunch of luck.

Ok, there's this brasier
and another style

and there are these two choices.
You see
this one opens at the front.

Does your mother wear
that type of bra?

Now try to open it with one hand.
Are you serious?
Yeah. And hooks can really be a bitch.
Snaps are a lot easier.

You've got to keep
the other hand free.

Ok, that's it. Out! Now!
Wait a minute.
You misunderstand
what's going on.

My friend's mother over there was
in a serious automobile accident.

You poor thing.
His father wasn't so lucky.
They're still looking for
the top of him.

So young Florian here...
he's all she has left.

Oh... you boys practice
as long as you need to.
Take the time to get it right.

My family thanks you.
Lesson two is the lower half.
How to get a woman out of her pants.
A lot of women wear skin-tight jeans.
You need a crowbar to remove them.
It's almost an impossible task to do
even, if the girl helps you.

Try taking them off without
her noticing it's happening.

I think I'm lost.
You can't be crude and say
"Hey babe, drop 'em".

If she's turned off, it's over.
She wants to get naked too... only
you know the way girls are.
She'd never admit it.