:30:01
Very well. What size is your mother?
:30:04
He's forgotten. But if you show him
some he'll remember.
:30:10
Don't forget to watch how they open.
:30:12
Because some unfasten in the front
others unfasten at the back.
:30:15
Some un-snap
some have catches.
:30:18
Well, how do you know
which is which?
:30:20
You don't. That's the problem.
:30:23
Opening a bra is like playing poker.
:30:25
You need some skill to pull it off
and a whole bunch of luck.
:30:29
Ok, there's this brasier
and another style
:30:33
and there are these two choices.
:30:37
You see
this one opens at the front.
:30:42
Does your mother wear
that type of bra?
:30:45
Sure.
:30:46
Now try to open it with one hand.
:30:48
Are you serious?
:30:49
Yeah. And hooks can really be a bitch.
Snaps are a lot easier.
:30:53
You've got to keep
the other hand free.
:30:55
Ok, that's it. Out! Now!
:31:03
Wait a minute.
:31:05
You misunderstand
what's going on.
:31:07
My friend's mother over there was
in a serious automobile accident.
:31:13
You poor thing.
:31:14
His father wasn't so lucky.
They're still looking for
the top of him.
:31:18
So young Florian here...
he's all she has left.
:31:27
Oh... you boys practice
as long as you need to.
Take the time to get it right.
:31:34
My family thanks you.
:31:37
Lesson two is the lower half.
:31:39
How to get a woman out of her pants.
:31:41
A lot of women wear skin-tight jeans.
:31:43
You need a crowbar to remove them.
It's almost an impossible task to do
even, if the girl helps you.
:31:49
Try taking them off without
her noticing it's happening.
:31:51
I think I'm lost.
:31:53
You can't be crude and say
"Hey babe, drop 'em".
:31:55
If she's turned off, it's over.
:31:57
She wants to get naked too... only
you know the way girls are.
She'd never admit it.