Harte Jungs
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:34:02
and time was running out fast.
:34:04
Florian, what's going on?
:34:06
Well, I like this one person but
I'm so nervous around her

:34:09
that I haven't been able to tell her yet.
She won't want to know anyway.

:34:12
Don't be so negative.
:34:15
So I thought it would be nice to
buy her a present.

:34:17
Yeah, a flavored condom.
:34:19
Oh, really? What for?
:34:21
Just so she'd notice me.
:34:22
I'd get her attention.
:34:24
How about a ring?
:34:27
You mean it?
:34:28
To remember me
when I'm not around.

:34:32
I hope you know her finger size.
:34:39
I'd say she's just about your size.
:34:43
Then I guess I should keep you company
when you go to get the ring.

:34:46
Does Friday work?
:34:48
That'd be great.
:34:50
Ok, that's perfect.
:34:55
Red Bull's next lesson concerned
other people's privacy and how to
effectively invade it.

:35:02
It looks like
we're about to hit paydirt...

:35:04
...ah, false alarm.
:35:06
Do you always spyin' on your neighbors?
:35:09
Not constantly.
:35:11
No more than a couple of times a day.
Observation is one of the basic
building blocks of education.

:35:19
I still don't see anything.
:35:21
Patience, my friend
is very important.

:35:23
Especially if you get stuck.
:35:27
Stuck'... what are you talking about?
:35:29
When dogs are breeding they
often get stuck together and
you can't pull them apart.

:35:32
The lady dog gets freaked out and
tries to run off down the road

:35:36
and the poor male dog gets
dragged behind on his butt.

:35:38
What's that got to do with me?
:35:40
Well, basically the same thing can
happen to men and women.

:35:42
When the woman is done
she usually wants to get up and
brush her hair... or whatever.

:35:47
Women are always
doing something.

:35:49
The guy is stuck, trapped in there.
If you don't find a way to hold
her down she's going to

:35:53
drag your skinny ass all over
the house. And your dick could
sustain permanent injuries.

:35:59
No way.

prev.
next.