:39:06
Ok, here's my final
rock-bottom price...
:39:09
5 bucks.
:39:10
Hey, I'll give you three.
:39:15
Wait a minute. Give me four and I'll
throw in this extra strength
water-balloon, alright?
:39:21
This balloon is not sold in stores.
It can hold over a gallon of
water without exploding.
:39:27
Electronically tested
it's guaranteed to perform.
:39:31
And best of all
:39:32
it holds its shape
even thrown off the fourth floor.
:39:42
4, 5 bucks
:39:44
5, 6, 7, 8 bucks
:39:47
Anyway, Mistress Vanya kept
telling me to kiss the carpet.
:39:49
I don't know how often
you clean your carpet but...
:39:51
No no no...
kissing carpet is when...
:39:54
well, you know...
when you kiss a girl 'down there'.
:39:59
Why would I want to do that?
:40:00
It drives them wild.
:40:01
It's the warm-up, called foreplay.
You'll want to remember it
when you get in there.
:40:05
What's it like?
:40:07
Like... it's like...
:40:10
I can't describe it.
:40:12
It smells like...
:40:16
rabbit.
:40:18
You're kidding.
:40:19
Like dead rabbit.
:40:20
How long dead?
:40:22
Well, think of a rabbit hit
by a gigantic truck
:40:24
and left by the side of the road
for a few days. It smells like
mayonnaise in a sauna.
:40:28
Man!
:40:28
What?
:40:29
I don't know if I can do it.
I've got a weak stomach.
:40:33
Women get angry
:40:34
If you don't do this foreplay first.
:40:35
But maybe, since we're paying for it
she'll make an exception for you.
:40:39
This is it, buddy.
:40:42
You know, maybe this isn't such
a good idea. Let's just go home.
:40:49
What do you want?
:40:51
We're here to see Mona.
:40:53
For what?
:40:54
For my friend here.
:40:59
Tell her I'll do anything...