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the man goes on the hunt
for the next woman.
It's scientifically proven.

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Really? But what...
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Hey, no 'buts'.
That's why mankind has
existed for so long.

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That's why you hear
a little voice, telling you what to do
"Boy, look at that babe... and that!"

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Alright, even if it's true
what's it got to do with cars?

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I'm coming to it.
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Y'see, most people keep their car
for four years and then
hey trade it in.

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The ignition breaks, the tires wear out
and on and on and on...

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With women the same thing happens.
They start to fall apart.

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Then it's time for all kinds of
plastic surgery...

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silicone implants, liposuction,
everything under the hood.

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Before you know it they're
nickle and diming you to death.

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A woman wears down just
like car's transmission.

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That's why so many men
marry secretaries.

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All these secretaries are
20 years old, fresh and new, like
the parts in an auto-assembly line.

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They wait for the bosses wife
to crumble and rust.

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Not all marriages end up like that.
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Tell me, whose folks are
still together?

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Mine are.
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I told you're parents are not
exactly normal. They're like
a disaster waiting to happen.

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Aunt Zelda...
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Are my dad and mom really
happy together?

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What kind of a question is that?
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It's just that all of my friend's
parents are divorced or split up.

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Or having affairs.
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Yet my dad and mom seem so content
and happy with each other.
Is that normal?

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Oh, Florian.
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Don't worry about your folks.
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Your mom and dad are good together.
They get along very well
and are happy.

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And tonight they're having a romantic
evening to celebrate their love.

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Phone sex.
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What?
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Don't pretend you didn't hear me.
Telephone sex!

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Please keep your voice down
everyone can hear.

:43:53
I'll speak as loud as I please.
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I repeat, telephone sex!
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How are you able to have sex
with a telephone?


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