:04:03
Slut.
:04:05
lt would be nice to think that
since I was 14, times have changed...
:04:09
relationships have become
more sophisticated...
:04:12
females less cruel...
:04:15
skins thicker,
instincts more developed.
:04:19
But there seems to be an element
ofthat afternoon in everything
that´s happened to me since.
:04:24
All my romantic stories are
a scrambled version ofthat first one.
:04:30
Number two on the top five, all-time
breakup list was Penny Hardwick.
:04:35
Penny was great-looking...
:04:36
and her top-five recording artists
were Carly Simon, Carole King...
:04:40
James Taylor, Cat Stevens
and Elton John.
:04:44
I remember when rock wasyoung
:04:47
- Me and Susie had so much fun
- Erin! No, come here!
:04:51
Holdin' hands and skimmin´ stones
:04:53
- Hadan oldgold Chevy
andaplace of my own
- She was nice.
:04:57
Nice manners, nice grades, nice looking.
:04:59
She was so nice, in fact,
that she wouldn´t let me put my hand...
:05:02
underneath or even
on top of her bra.
:05:04
- Now, when she comes walkin' over
- Attack and defence.
lnvasion and repulsion.
:05:09
lt was as if breasts were little pieces
of property that had unlawfully annexed
by the opposite sex.
:05:13
They were rightfully ours,
and we wanted them back.
:05:16
Crimson andclover
:05:18
Sometimes I got so bored oftrying
to touch her breasts that I would try
to touch her between her legs.
:05:21
l was like trying to borrow a dollar,
getting turned down
and asking for 50 grand instead.
:05:28
l wasn´t interested in Penny´s
nice qualities, just breasts...
:05:31
and therefore she was no good to me.
:05:34
What´s the point?
lt never goes anywhere.
:05:41
Rob?
:05:44
l started dating a girl who everyone
said would give it up and who didn´t...
:05:48
and Penny went with this asshole
named Chris Thompson who told me
that he had sex with her...
:05:51
after something like three dates.
:05:58
l own this store
called Championship Vinyl.