:13:04
See, Charlie, she´s out of my class.
:13:07
She´s too pretty, too smart,
too witty, too much.
:13:11
l mean, what am l?
I'm a middleweight.
:13:14
Hey, I'm not
the smartest guy in the world,
but I'm certainly not the dumbest.
:13:17
l mean, I've read books like
The Unbearable Lightness ofBeing...
:13:20
and Love in the Time ofCholera and,
uh... and I think I've understood them.
:13:25
l mean, they´re about girls, right?
Just kidding.
:13:29
But I have to say...
:13:31
my all-time favourite book is
Johnny Cash´s autobiography,
Cash byJohnny Cash.
:13:36
- Championship.
- Hi.
:13:48
Hi.
:13:50
Um, I was thinking...
:13:53
l could come by the house
and pick up some stuff while
you´re at work tomorrow.
:13:57
While I'm at work.
While I'm at work.
:14:00
- Oh, boy, oh, boy.
- That´s whatyougot to say is,
"Oh, boy"?
:14:02
lmean, bravo.
That´s...
:14:05
- Laura, this isjust so dumb.
l mean, you should...
- Look, Rob.
:14:07
l gotta go.
:14:11
Um, I'm looking for a record
for my daughter for her birthday.
:14:14
"l Just Called to Say I Love You".
Do you have it?
:14:18
- Yeah.
- Great.
- We have it.
- Great.
:14:22
- Can I have it then?
- No. No, you can´t.
:14:25
- Why not?
- Well, it´s sentimental, tacky crap,
that´s why not.
:14:28
Do we look like the kind ofstore that
sells "l Just Called to Say I Love You"?
:14:31
Go to the mall.
:14:33
- What´s your problem?
- Do you even know your daughter?
:14:35
There´s no way she likes that song.
Oh... Uh, oh, is she in a coma?
:14:38
Oh, okay, buddy. I didn´t know it was
Pick On The Middle-Aged Square Guy Day.
:14:42
My apologies.
I'll be on my way.
:14:45
Bye-bye.
:14:49
Fuckyou.
:14:54
Nice, Barry. Really, really nice.
That wasjust top class.
:14:57
Rob. Top Five Musical Crimes
Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder
in the'80s and'90s. Go.