How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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:42:09
There you are, honey.
:42:11
You can make snow angels later.
:42:14
We can't be late for the Whobilation!
:42:19
The nerve of those Whos.
:42:21
lnviting me down there
on such short notice.

:42:24
Even if l wanted to go,
my schedule wouldn't allow it.

:42:30
''4:00, wallow in self-pity.
:42:33
''4:30, stare into the abyss.
:42:36
''5:00, solve world hunger...
:42:38
''...tell no one.
:42:40
''5:30, jazzercise.
:42:42
''6:30, dinner with me.''
l can't cancel that again.

:42:46
''7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing.''
:42:49
l'm booked.
:42:50
lf l bumped the loathing to 9:00,
l 'd have time to lay in bed...

:42:54
...stare at the ceiling
and slip slowly into madness.

:42:58
But what would l wear?
:43:19
lt's not a dress, it's a kilt!
:43:23
Sicko!
:43:26
Stupid.
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Ugly.
:43:28
Out of date.
:43:31
This is ridiculous.
:43:33
lf l can't find something nice to wear,
l'm not going!

:43:53
That's it, l'm not going.

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