How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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And she'll see me.
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A winner.
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She'll be on me like fleegle flies
on a flat-faced floogle horse.

:41:10
l'm sorry to disappoint you, Martha, baby,
but the G train has left the station.

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So, will you come?
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All right.
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l don't know if it's
that adorable twinkle in your eye...

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...or that nonconformist streak...
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...that reminds me of a younger,
less hairy me.

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But you've convinced me.
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Who knows? This Whobilation
could change my entire outlook on life!

:41:35
-Really?
-No.

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There you are, honey.
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You can make snow angels later.
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We can't be late for the Whobilation!
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The nerve of those Whos.
:42:21
lnviting me down there
on such short notice.

:42:24
Even if l wanted to go,
my schedule wouldn't allow it.

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''4:00, wallow in self-pity.
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''4:30, stare into the abyss.
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''5:00, solve world hunger...
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''...tell no one.
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''5:30, jazzercise.
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''6:30, dinner with me.''
l can't cancel that again.

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''7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing.''
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l'm booked.
:42:50
lf l bumped the loathing to 9:00,
l 'd have time to lay in bed...

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...stare at the ceiling
and slip slowly into madness.

:42:58
But what would l wear?

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