1:18:01
Arrest them immideately!
1:18:04
This is unbeliveable.
Totally unbeliveable.
1:18:08
Now we're doomed!
Forever! And why?
1:18:12
Because I hitchhiked with a guy that
had a corpse in the luggage compartment.
1:18:16
Just imagine! A corpse!
Is it your hobby or something?
1:18:19
-Shut up!
-I won't shut it.
1:18:22
-Don't make me angry!
-Or what? Your pants will blow?
1:18:25
Listen, you dickhead!
1:18:27
Not more than 20 words from you,
from here to Istanbul, ok?
1:18:31
Yeah ok, you can get them right now:
Asshole, asshole, asshole...
1:18:47
The corpse in the car is my uncle Achmed.
1:18:51
What?
1:18:52
He came from Istanbul to visit us.
1:18:56
Uncle Achmed is my fathers eldest brother.
1:18:59
And my father often invited him to Germany.
1:19:03
Five months ago, he finally came.
1:19:05
He got a visum for three months,
and tricked his way to Germany.
1:19:11
He thought Berlin was pretty awesome.
Lots of turkish people in our neighborhod.
1:19:16
At once, he participated in everything,
and really had a great time.
1:19:21
And we, my family and I,
had a great time as well.
1:19:28
My nephews...I've got two nephews,
the boys of my sister.
1:19:34
They dropped out of kindergarten, -
1:19:37
- because when no one else was there,
uncle Achmed looked after them.
1:19:40
You wouldn't believe how
good he was at cooking!
1:19:46
Better than my mother!
1:19:51
Three months passed, and
uncle Achmed stayed.