1:19:03
Five months ago, he finally came.
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He got a visum for three months,
and tricked his way to Germany.
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He thought Berlin was pretty awesome.
Lots of turkish people in our neighborhod.
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At once, he participated in everything,
and really had a great time.
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And we, my family and I,
had a great time as well.
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My nephews...I've got two nephews,
the boys of my sister.
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They dropped out of kindergarten, -
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- because when no one else was there,
uncle Achmed looked after them.
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You wouldn't believe how
good he was at cooking!
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Better than my mother!
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Three months passed, and
uncle Achmed stayed.
1:20:00
Then the unavoidable happened.
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He died.
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Without even saying goodbye.
Heart attack. Dead.
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Really stupid.
1:20:15
The whole family gathered and
held a crise meeting.
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This had to be kept a secret when my
parents kept an illegal corpse in the basement.
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So we decided to smuggle the
corpse back to Turky.
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Since I'm the youngest,
and on vacaion, -
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I was stuck with this shit.
1:20:38
Shit!
1:20:40
They are going to ask for his birth certificate.
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-You can get it sent here by fax.
-No, they want to see the original.
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If I just could have one phone call.
1:20:52
Then I would call my girlfriend.
She could bring the birth certificate.