Keeping the Faith

Answer me honestly.
If I was to tell you
that I love you...

and that I'd throw it all away
to be with you...

w-what would you say to me?
Good night, Paulie.
Yep. Yep, that's about par
for the evening.

But what I want to see
Is the way things used to be
Between you and me
The way things used to be
Let me guess.
Your old lady got fed up because
you're out here chasing the skirt...

so she took these little ones
and left you.

It's a little more com-- It's
a little more complicated than that.

Oh, yes, it always is. Everybody thinks
their story is the one with the twist.

But let me tell you,
in my experience it's--

- Holy shit.
- Exactly.

- This I've got to hear.
- No, look, uh, it's a long story.

And I know you're ver--
I know you're very busy...

and I don't really feel
like swapping stories...

- Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, wait.
- if you want to know the truth.

Okay, now tell me, Father, how long
has it been since your last drink?

Um, it's been about a minute and a half
since my last drink.

Of course.
Now, what about these kids?

Okay, um--
- Well, you see the one on the right?
- Mmm.

- The cu-- The cute one?
- Mm-hmm.

That's me.