:04:02
It's a little more com-- It's
a little more complicated than that.
:04:05
Oh, yes, it always is. Everybody thinks
their story is the one with the twist.
:04:09
But let me tell you,
in my experience it's--
:04:13
- Holy shit.
- Exactly.
:04:15
- This I've got to hear.
- No, look, uh, it's a long story.
:04:19
And I know you're ver--
I know you're very busy...
:04:21
and I don't really feel
like swapping stories...
:04:24
- Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, wait.
- if you want to know the truth.
:04:31
Hmm?
:04:34
Okay, now tell me, Father, how long
has it been since your last drink?
:04:41
Um, it's been about a minute and a half
since my last drink.
:04:45
Of course.
Now, what about these kids?
:04:50
Okay, um--
:04:53
- Well, you see the one on the right?
- Mmm.
:04:56
- The cu-- The cute one?
- Mm-hmm.
:04:58
That's me.
:05:01
- That's very cute.
- Brian Finn.
:05:04
Paulie Chopra.
:05:06
Okay, well-- Now, you see
this kid on the left?
:05:09
- Mmm.
- That was my best friend Jake.
:05:11
- He's a priest too?
-Jake?
:05:13
No, um, as it--
as it turns out, Jake's a rabbi.
:05:17
Come on. A priest and a rabbi?
I think I've heard this one.
:05:20
No, look, I've heard all those, and,
trust me, you have not heard this one.
:05:26
Okay? So there's this priest and
this rabbi, and they're best friends.
:05:30
- Mmm.
- But before they were
a priest and a rabbi...
:05:36
they both knew this girl.
:05:37
- Ah, the girl.
- Yeah.
:05:41
- Who's the girl?
- That's Anna Reilly.
:05:44
Reilly? Let me guess.
She became a nun?
:05:48
Not quite. Not quite.
:05:52
See, we all met in the sixth grade
at P.S. 84 right here in Manhattan.
:05:59
I think I already knew Jake,
and then we both met Anna.