:05:01
- That's very cute.
- Brian Finn.
:05:04
Paulie Chopra.
:05:06
Okay, well-- Now, you see
this kid on the left?
:05:09
- Mmm.
- That was my best friend Jake.
:05:11
- He's a priest too?
-Jake?
:05:13
No, um, as it--
as it turns out, Jake's a rabbi.
:05:17
Come on. A priest and a rabbi?
I think I've heard this one.
:05:20
No, look, I've heard all those, and,
trust me, you have not heard this one.
:05:26
Okay? So there's this priest and
this rabbi, and they're best friends.
:05:30
- Mmm.
- But before they were
a priest and a rabbi...
:05:36
they both knew this girl.
:05:37
- Ah, the girl.
- Yeah.
:05:41
- Who's the girl?
- That's Anna Reilly.
:05:44
Reilly? Let me guess.
She became a nun?
:05:48
Not quite. Not quite.
:05:52
See, we all met in the sixth grade
at P.S. 84 right here in Manhattan.
:05:59
I think I already knew Jake,
and then we both met Anna.
:06:04
No, wait, you know what? Actually,
I remember exactly how we met...
:06:06
'cause, well, it was sort of
one of those defining moments.
:06:13
Well, after that we were
pretty much inseparable.
:06:23
Now, Jake and I were definitely
what you'd call "late bloomers."
:06:27
And your average seventh-grade girl's
attentions can be pretty fickle.
:06:30
But not Anna.
Her loyalty to us was constant.
:06:34
Anna was the friend
that every 13-year-old boy dreams of.
:06:37
You know, that magical cross between
Jonny Quest and Tatum O'Neal in Foxes.
:06:45
Yes! Yes!
:06:57
Yeah, we were some trio. Anna used
to call us "two Micks and a Yid."