:11:01
God hates a solo artist,
I promise you.
:11:04
We're gonna be the Fugees here
this morning. No Lauryn Hills.
:11:06
Okay, my mom is the only person
in the room...
:11:09
approximating the level
of "Shabbat shalom"-iness
that I think we can hit.
:11:15
Sir, you're leaving. Why-- I--
It's customary to sneak out
after the Communion.
:11:20
Now, give me something I can work with,
folks. Shabbat shalom!
:11:23
- Shabbat shalom!
- All right! Now we're ready to daven!
:11:27
I don't want to brag, but the word got
out that there was a new act in town...
:11:31
and soon we were playing to
the packed houses I always knew
we'd been destined for.
:11:38
I know. I know!
:11:44
I-- I-- I know.
But seriously, what is the story
of Sodom and Gomorrah really about?
:11:49
- Anybody. Steve Posner.
- Sexual perversion.
:11:52
Sexual perversion.
Steve Posner's watching
a little too much Spice Channel, okay.
:11:57
The Seven Deadly Sins.
Who can name the Seven Deadly Sins?
:12:04
People, it was a very popular film
with Brad Pitt.
You have the ultimate Cliff note.
:12:09
And Lot takes them in
and he protects them.
:12:13
What happens next? Anybody.
Ah.
:12:16
Greta Nussbaum,
before she pulls her rotator cuff.
:12:19
God spares Lot and his family.
:12:22
Bingo! Two-week cruise for Greta!
You're goin' to the Bahamas!
:12:27
You know,
when you think about it...
:12:30
God is a lot like
Blanche Du Bois.
:12:32
He's always relied on
the kindness of strangers.
:12:35
And that's really what the story
is about-- it's about us
taking care of each other.
:12:38
God relies on us
to take care of each other.
:12:42
The truth is, I don't really
learn that much about your faith
by asking questions like that...
:12:46
because those aren't really
questions about faith,
those are questions about religion.
:12:50
And it's very important
to understand the difference
between religion and faith.
:12:54
Because faith is not about
having the right answers.
:12:58
Faith is a feeling.
Faith is a hunch, really.