Keeping the Faith

into a joint Catholic-Jewish
senior centre-slash-karaoke lounge.

You know, sort of a Fiddler on the Roof
meets Lord of the Dance...

meets Buena Vista Social Club.
Not an easy idea to sell
to some of the higher-ups...

but that's what we lived for--
to push the envelope.

You know, we were gonna bring our
religions into the 21 st century
any way we could.

We were gonna shove 'em a little,
if we had to.

Jake said we were gonna be like those
young cops who come on the force
and shake things up.

You know-- the God Squad.
Well, it's just like the ocean
under the moon

Well, it's the same as the emotion
that I have for you

You got the kind of lovin'
that can be so true, yeah

So give me your heart
Make it real

Or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
Come on, bring it. Nice.
Oh. So Ben Lewis comes into my office
this morning, tells me he's retiring.

- Rabbi Lewis?
- Yeah.

- Wow, that's the end of an era.
- I know.

But that's exciting. How long before
they give it over to you officially?

Well, I'm telling you,
there are a few backwards thinkers
on that board who just--

They don't get what I do.
You know?

Plus, there's the whole thing
about me being single.

- Single?
- Don't think that's not an issue.

Wait a minute, wait a minute,
are you seriously telling me that
if you don't find a nice Jewish girl...

and settle down in the next six months,
they're not gonna give you this job?

I'm seriously telling you
that-- that there's not been
a bachelor head rabbi of B'Nai Ezra...

since the beginning of the synagogue.
- Wow. I mean--
- I know. It's--

You'd better start
getting out there more.

- Tell me about it. It's embarrassing.
- Okay, okay, but forget about that.
You do want to meet somebody, right?