:15:02
Or else forget about it
:15:04
Come on, bring it. Nice.
:15:09
Oh. So Ben Lewis comes into my office
this morning, tells me he's retiring.
:15:13
- Rabbi Lewis?
- Yeah.
:15:17
- Wow, that's the end of an era.
- I know.
:15:20
But that's exciting. How long before
they give it over to you officially?
:15:23
Well, I'm telling you,
there are a few backwards thinkers
on that board who just--
:15:27
They don't get what I do.
You know?
:15:29
Plus, there's the whole thing
about me being single.
:15:34
- Single?
- Don't think that's not an issue.
:15:37
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
are you seriously telling me that
if you don't find a nice Jewish girl...
:15:42
and settle down in the next six months,
they're not gonna give you this job?
:15:45
I'm seriously telling you
that-- that there's not been
a bachelor head rabbi of B'Nai Ezra...
:15:49
since the beginning of the synagogue.
:15:52
- Wow. I mean--
- I know. It's--
:15:54
You'd better start
getting out there more.
:15:57
- Tell me about it. It's embarrassing.
- Okay, okay, but forget about that.
You do want to meet somebody, right?
:16:02
No, I'm just saying that I want
to meet somebody in a spontaneous
and casual manner, that's all.
:16:07
- And it's almost impossible with me.
- Why? I don't understand that.
:16:10
- Because I'm a rabbi.
- Yes. Yes. What's your point?
:16:14
The point is that every time
I go out with a woman I don't know
if she likes me just for me...
:16:17
or because I'm Rabbi Jake.
:16:20
You know?
There's a certain expectation.
:16:22
It's like, I can't go with my impulses.
I have to-- I don't know.
:16:25
Jews want their rabbis
to be the kind of Jews that
they don't have the time to be.
:16:28
Yeah, and Catholics want their priests
to be the kind of people
they don't have the discipline to be.
:16:32
- So, we knew this getting into it.
- Right.
:16:35
Oh, no, man. Check this out.
:16:38
- God Squad in the house.
- What's up, Shabazz?
:16:40
Okay, so, you gonna give it up, Rabbi,
or are we gonna have to
go through the motions?
:16:43
Get ready to say your prayers, my
friends, 'cause I am in no mood today.
:16:47
- Watch your ass, Shabazz!
- Come on
:16:51
Turn me loose
:16:55
Just turn it up
:16:58
Power to the people, y'all