Keeping the Faith

I can tell. And, hey, come on.
Call me Jake. All right?

Okay, let's get a few things
straight here, Jake.

One: I like you a lot.
And unless my radar is completely
on the blink, I think you like me.

- Well, I mean, we-- we just met, but--
- Two: I am many things.

No one thing defines me.
Are we clear about that, Jake?

- Yes.
- Then let me have it.

- I'm not gonna punch you.
- Punch me!

-You're a girl. I'm not gonna punch you.
-Hit me. I can take it.

- I'm not scared.
- I'm sure-- I know you're not.
I just-- You're a girl, and--

- What, are you some kind of wuss?
- No, I'm not a wuss--

- But I'm not gonna punch a--
Oh. All right.
- Little wuss, little wuss,

Oh. Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- You sure?
-J-Just get my bag.

- Okay. Uh, you said you could take it--
- Fine!

That's wonderful.
Th-That headband's so cool.

- Oh, I'm so glad you noticed.
- Yeah. What is that?

- It was-- It was beaded
by the mentally retarded.
- Oh, really?

- Yes.
- Really? 'Cause it looks
really good, though.

- Oh, n--
Well, they're heavily supervised.
- Uh-huh.

- Th-They--
- Yeah, but it really-- i-it seems to--

- I mean--
- It goes together well, don't you feel?

- Oh.
- My God. Get a--
- Oh, no, no. That's--

- Get away from the table.
- Whoa, no, no, no.

- Get out of here.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's okay. Hey.

Hey, here, here, here.
D-Don't-- Don't-- Here.

- Thank you. Thank you. Have a nice day.
- You're flushing it down the toilet.

- Thank you. Don't-- You don't wanna--
- He's gonna spend it on booze.

Well, I had a great time.
Thank you. It was wonderful.

Uh, good night.
- Don't you want to come up, tuck me in?
- I-I-I shouldn't.

Believe me, you should.
No, I can't. I-I--
You're a congregant, and-- You know?

I'm telling you, you can.
I want you to.

I-- I-- I would love to.
I just-- I-I have a-- I got a--
I have a friend at home.

- A friend?
- A male friend. A guy.