Keeping the Faith

You're not playing games with me,
are you, Phil? You sure?

Okay, 'cause you know better
than that, right?

Okay. Well, if those results are
correct, then I, uh, say we have a deal.

Of course, I'll expect it in writing
by the end of the day.

Yes, by the end of the day, Phil.
What, did I stutter?

All right, Phil, you know what?
I don't have time for this, okay?

Gotta go, Phil.
Gotta go, gotta go.

No way.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Okay, okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Take a break. Take a break.

I suck. They're gonna
take away my yarmulke.

- No, no, no, you-- you don't suck.
- I suck.

Okay. Yes, you do. You suck.
But that's okay. You're supposed to
suck. This isn't a talent contest,
this is a rite of passage.

I mean, this happens in all cultures.
It's about you being 13 years old.

God knew that your voice
was gonna change when you were 13.

There's a reason why you gotta do your
haftorah at this age. It's a challenge.

God is challenging you. He's calling you
a chump. So you gotta come back at him.

So you gotta say,
"Hey, hashem, you think You can scare me
with a little, uh, biblical Hebrew...

just 'cause my balls
haven't dropped yet?''

I'm serious. I'm serious. You gotta
show Him what Alan Klein's made of.