:28:17
Okay, okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Take a break. Take a break.
:28:20
I suck. They're gonna
take away my yarmulke.
:28:23
- No, no, no, you-- you don't suck.
- I suck.
:28:27
Okay. Yes, you do. You suck.
:28:31
But that's okay. You're supposed to
suck. This isn't a talent contest,
this is a rite of passage.
:28:36
I mean, this happens in all cultures.
It's about you being 13 years old.
:28:40
God knew that your voice
was gonna change when you were 13.
:28:42
There's a reason why you gotta do your
haftorah at this age. It's a challenge.
:28:47
God is challenging you. He's calling you
a chump. So you gotta come back at him.
:28:50
So you gotta say,
"Hey, hashem, you think You can scare me
with a little, uh, biblical Hebrew...
:28:56
just 'cause my balls
haven't dropped yet?''
:28:58
I'm serious. I'm serious. You gotta
show Him what Alan Klein's made of.
:29:01
- How?
- By sucking with style.
:29:04
Embrace the suckiness.
Just say, "I love that I suck."
:29:08
- I love that I suck.
- Good, but own it. Say it.
:29:11
- I love that I suck.
- I love that I suck!
:29:14
- I love that I suck.
- I love that I suck. Good. Good.
:29:17
- You play. I love that I suck.
- I love that I suck.
:29:19
- Keep going with that.
- I love that I suck.
:29:21
-Okay, good. I'll see you
next week. Hello?
-I love that I suck. I love that I suck.
:29:24
-Hello?
-I love that I suck. I love that I suck.
-You suck. You can do it.
:29:26
- Hey, Anna?
- I thought I got the Tony Robbins
hot line there by mistake.
:29:30
Sorry. I just was, uh, finishing up.
How you doin'?
:29:32
- I called to see how the big date went.
- That's so funny.
:29:35
I had an impulse to call you
last night, and then I didn't
'cause I thought it'd be too late.
:29:38
You should have. I was stuck here
barking at Los Angeles.
:29:41
- Really.
- So, how'd it go?
:29:45
Um, mostly horrible, with a few
brief moments of excruciating agony.
:29:50
- But at least it was long.
- lam so sorry. What a waste.
:29:54
People should have to qualify
to go out with you. You're too
precious to be on the open market.
:29:58
- That's what I try to tell them.
- See? They should listen to you.