Keeping the Faith

- How?
- By sucking with style.

Embrace the suckiness.
Just say, "I love that I suck."

- I love that I suck.
- Good, but own it. Say it.

- I love that I suck.
- I love that I suck!

- I love that I suck.
- I love that I suck. Good. Good.

- You play. I love that I suck.
- I love that I suck.

- Keep going with that.
- I love that I suck.

-Okay, good. I'll see you
next week. Hello?
-I love that I suck. I love that I suck.

-I love that I suck. I love that I suck.
-You suck. You can do it.

- Hey, Anna?
- I thought I got the Tony Robbins
hot line there by mistake.

Sorry. I just was, uh, finishing up.
How you doin'?

- I called to see how the big date went.
- That's so funny.

I had an impulse to call you
last night, and then I didn't
'cause I thought it'd be too late.

You should have. I was stuck here
barking at Los Angeles.

- Really.
- So, how'd it go?

Um, mostly horrible, with a few
brief moments of excruciating agony.

- But at least it was long.
- lam so sorry. What a waste.

People should have to qualify
to go out with you. You're too
precious to be on the open market.

- That's what I try to tell them.
- See? They should listen to you.

You're the best. You know that?
If only you were Jewish.

Yeah, well, nobody's perfect.
So, what'd you wear?
I'm not gonna tell you what I wore
on my date. Why should I do that?

I wanna get an image of a young rabbi
on the prowl. What's your game, man?

All right.
Navy blue button-down shirt.

It's a good colour for your eyes.

- Navy blue pinstripe suit.
- I can picture that.

yet with a quiet power.

That's me.
Chic but with a quiet power.

Black, Kenneth Cole, leather.
- Big.
- Ow!

Wanna hear about the special knot
in my tie?

Oh, baby, no.
We gotta save room for dessert.

- Don't give up hope. Okay?
- I'll keep it alive.

That's right.
Goodbye, Mr Sharp-Dressed Man.