:40:02
- Why don't you just have that thing
implanted in your ear?
- Oh, I'll be top on the list.
:40:07
- Beep-beep!
- Oh-- Oh.
- Hello, young sir!
:40:10
- Hello, Radioman.
- I feel like I'm in The Godfather.
Look at you.
:40:14
Yeah, well, you know, I'm God's
consigliere. You gotta go through me
to get to Him, so I'm very popular.
:40:19
Oh, whoa. Children. Hey.
:40:40
I totally forget
how amazing New York is.
:40:44
I know. You know, I think
whoever said it, it was really true.
:40:48
The true New Yorkers understand that
people living anywhere else must be,
in some sense, kidding.
:41:01
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah, obviously. Anything.
:41:05
It's personal, so--
:41:08
- Okay, wait a second.
Are we gonna have the sex talk here?
Is that what this is gonna be?
:41:11
You're my friend,
and I wanna know how this works for you.
:41:14
- It's fine. Fire away.
- Really?
- "Really?"
:41:16
- No-- Okay. Okay.
- Yeah, no, come on. Come on.
I know you got a list.
:41:19
- Okay.
- Okay.
:41:21
- Well, you don't, right?
- No. Right.
:41:25
- At all.
- At all.
:41:28
So, have you ever?
:41:31
- Yes!
- Had sex?
- Yes.
:41:34
- With women.
- Yes.
- So you're not gay?
:41:37
- Oh, no. No.
- Are you sure?
:41:39
Yes, but even if I was,
the rules are the same.
:41:42
- Okay.
- Right.
:41:44
- Do you miss it?
- No.
- Are you tempted?
:41:48
- Oh, admit it. If they changed
the rules, you'd be psyched.
- I don't even think about it.
:41:51
- Do you fantasize?
- I have dreams sometimes,
but not really.
:41:54
- How is that possible?
- What, specifically?
- I've seen the way women look at you.
:41:57
- Even though they know you're a priest.
Especially when they know, actually.
- I'm not blind, okay?