Keeping the Faith

Oh, you're amazing.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

- Thus endeth the sex conversation?
- Thus endeth.

I bet no one ever asks
the Dalai Lama these questions.

You know what?
Len, don't argue with me.

Look, I have it right here
in front of me, and it's not right.

I'll be back in the office in an hour.
Run it again.

God, I hate these Harvard guys.
Mmm! Rachel Rose.
- Mmm.
- Yeah. When's that going down?

- Thursday.
- Thursday night, 8:00 p.m., dinner.

- Are you excited?
- Yeah. I have a pretty good feeling.

- Where are you taking her?
- I don't know. I thought, uh, Ernie's.

Ernie's? You can't take her to Ernie's.
Ernie's has been around
since we were kids.

You might as well
take her to Houlihan's.
You cannot take Rachel Rose to Ernie's.

- Definitely not Ernie's.
Definitely not. Mm-mmm. Uh-oh.
- No, you gotta take her

- No, hot. Definitely hot.
- Well, what's--
Okay, what's new and hot?

- What do we know about this girl?
- Rachel Rose, 29 years old,
Columbia School of Journalism.

- Middle East affairs expert.
- Perfect. Middle Eastern.

She can order in Arabic. Give her
a chance to shine. What's a good place?

Delphini's. Definitely Delphini's.
Four stars, New York Times.
Definitely Delphini's.

- Need a reservation. Delphini's.
- Now, are you gonna wear a suit,
or are you gonna go cas'?

I don't know. I don't know.
I hadn't thought about it. I guess cas'.

-No, suit.
-No, suit. Definitely suit. Definitely--

Hey, shut up, Rain Man.
Seriously. Enough, all right?

- Now you're making me think about this.
- Oh, relax. You'll do great.

Hey, what if you guys came with me?
What, you wanna bring a priest
to your first good date in two years?
That-- What kind of a strategy is that?

I don't want to bring a priest.
I wanna bring my friend Brian
and his girlfriend Anna.

We could m-make it like a double date.
Come on.

Pretend you're a couple. What's wrong
with that? What, are you busy? Huh?

- You can bring your cell phone. You'll
be totally connected the whole time.
- I'm always busy.

- That's not the point.
- What's the point, then?