Keeping the Faith

and our other grandmother...
was an Irish nun who left me this bar,
which is a very long story.

You're a Sikh Catholic Muslim
with Jewish in-laws?

Yes. Yes.
It gets very complicated.
I'm reading Dianetics.
I don't blame you.
I thank you for listening to me.
I feel like I should
ask you for my penance.

I don't do penance.
I do shots.

I'll tell you what I know.
May those who love us love us.
And those who don't love us...
may God turn their hearts.
And if He cannot turn their hearts...
may He turn their ankles...
so that we may know them
by their limping.

I'll tell you why l
Don't wanna know where you are
I got a joke I been
Dying to tell you
A silent kidis looking
Down the barrel
To make the noise
that I kept so quiet

Kept it from you, pitseleh