Keeping the Faith

I don't want to hear that.
I don't believe that.

Sorry. It's the truth. She's a woman.
She's not the Virgin Mary!

Um, let me get this straight.
I am talking to a priest...
who went on a bender
because his best friend, a rabbi...

stole his girl.
Thank you.
I want to thank you
for telling me this story.

- Why?
- Because now I can retire.

You have to give me advice. That's
what this is supposed to be about.

Oh, God.
What do I know?

I'm a ha If Punjabi Sikh...
one-quarter Tamil separatist.
My sister's married to
a Jewish doctor from New Jersey...

and our other grandmother...
was an Irish nun who left me this bar,
which is a very long story.

You're a Sikh Catholic Muslim
with Jewish in-laws?

Yes. Yes.
It gets very complicated.
I'm reading Dianetics.
I don't blame you.
I thank you for listening to me.
I feel like I should
ask you for my penance.

I don't do penance.
I do shots.

I'll tell you what I know.
May those who love us love us.
And those who don't love us...
may God turn their hearts.
And if He cannot turn their hearts...