:31:01
You're in love with her?
:31:03
No one seems to have picked up
on this. It's very strange.
:31:07
I-- It's just-- I mean, she's like
your sister, Brian. It's--
:31:11
Yes, thank you for adding
new depth to my confusion.
:31:16
Damn it, Jake, you have a whole city
full of women, you know, at your feet.
:31:20
You could go out
with anyone you want to.
:31:22
Why did you have to go and hone in
on the first woman I've ever had
any real romantic feeling for?
:31:27
Oh! Wait a minute!
Listen to what you're saying.
:31:29
You're telling me that I should have
been sensitive to the possibility...
:31:33
that a Catholic priest had a crush
on my secret girlfriend.
:31:36
So what? So what? You know how much
I care about her, and you could have
guessed it would end up this way.
:31:41
- I mean, you know yourself.
- I know myself? What does that mean?
:31:44
You're always trying to have these
casual flings and relationships...
:31:47
and it never works because the women
always fall in love with you...
:31:50
-'cause you're so smart
and funny and cute and yada-yada...
- What are-- Hey. Hey! Hey!
:31:53
- and you know it!
- Hey, don't put this all on me.
:31:55
Why? Why? You could have had a fling
with anybody, Jake.
:31:58
- Why did you have
to pull Anna into your bed?
- I didn't pull her into my bed.
:32:02
I don't want to hear that.
I don't believe that.
:32:04
Sorry. It's the truth. She's a woman.
She's not the Virgin Mary!
:32:10
Ow!
:32:24
Um, let me get this straight.
:32:26
I am talking to a priest...
:32:30
who went on a bender
because his best friend, a rabbi...
:32:35
stole his girl.
:32:36
Right.
:32:39
Thank you.
:32:41
I want to thank you
for telling me this story.
:32:44
- Why?
- Because now I can retire.
:32:48
You have to give me advice. That's
what this is supposed to be about.
:32:51
Oh, God.
What do I know?
:32:54
I'm a ha If Punjabi Sikh...
:32:56
one-quarter Tamil separatist.
:32:59
My sister's married to
a Jewish doctor from New Jersey...