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:59:00
Thanks.
:59:11
Do you really need models of all sizes?
I'm only 5 ft 4 in.

:59:14
-That's not a problem.
-I don't have a portfolio.

:59:17
We'll take your pictures free of charge.
:59:19
What? I don't get paid for the pictures?
:59:22
This is an agency. We'll send 'em out
and hopefully somebody will bite.

:59:27
You can take your clothes off in there.
:59:35
What makes you
so interested in lithography?

:59:38
I've always loved posters
and calendars and stuff.

:59:41
Especially the way the colors get put on
separately, then all come together.

:59:44
Are you in the union?
:59:47
It didn't say anything
about the union in the want ad.

:59:50
This is a union shop.
:59:53
-Hi, I'm calling for the gal Friday job.
-The job's taken.

1:00:07
Hi, I'm calling about the ad
for healthy girls with good SAT scores.

1:00:12
Is this for some sort of drug trial?
1:00:15
And what is the
foremost principle of banking?

1:00:20
Remembering your secret PlN number.
1:00:24
Forgive me if I reserve my chuckles
for when I grade your final.

1:00:37
-Guess what?
-What?

1:00:38
I won't have to leave school.
I'll have the money. I got a job.

1:00:42
-Doing what?
-Harvesting eggs.

1:00:44
-In New York?
-What?

1:00:47
You're going to be a farmer?
1:00:49
No.
1:00:52
I grow baby eggs and at the end
of my cycle they take them out...

1:00:55
...and give them to infertile couples.
I get a shot every day.

1:00:59
I'll have enough money for tuition
and time to study...


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