1:00:07
Hi, I'm calling about the ad
for healthy girls with good SAT scores.
1:00:12
Is this for some sort of drug trial?
1:00:15
And what is the
foremost principle of banking?
1:00:20
Remembering your secret PlN number.
1:00:24
Forgive me if I reserve my chuckles
for when I grade your final.
1:00:37
-Guess what?
-What?
1:00:38
I won't have to leave school.
I'll have the money. I got a job.
1:00:42
-Doing what?
-Harvesting eggs.
1:00:44
-In New York?
-What?
1:00:47
You're going to be a farmer?
1:00:49
No.
1:00:52
I grow baby eggs and at the end
of my cycle they take them out...
1:00:55
...and give them to infertile couples.
I get a shot every day.
1:00:59
I'll have enough money for tuition
and time to study...
1:01:01
...and I'll get my mom a dishwasher.
1:01:03
-What kind of shots?
-I don't know.
1:01:05
Like hormones and girly stuff.
1:01:08
-Let's celebrate, okay?
-I only have $10.
1:01:11
It's on me. Come on.
1:01:13
Wait. I'm a student member.
1:01:16
I can come any time. It's always warm.
There's artsy films and the paintings rock.
1:01:21
Thank you.
1:01:23
You know what'd be fun?
lf we pretend we're really rich...
1:01:26
...and we can have
one painting from each room.
1:01:29
Okay.
1:01:36
-That one.
-Puppies.
1:01:39
They're cute.
1:01:42
This one.
1:01:54
That.
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This one.
1:01:57
That? That's chick art.